2011년 9월 1일 목요일

*Just for a bit of 'laugh' :) 
Okay...Start!!
          Before I start my story, I think it’s better to introduce myself. My name? I don’t wanna talk about that, I would just remain my mysticism. I want to be the best gambler in the world. I’m not joking, I really mean it. Since I was seventeen, I literally fell in love with the card.
           In order to prepare for my future dream, two years ago I went to Las Vegas, the meka of gambling. I thought I could train my ‘unpolished’ talent in gambling.
           I went to the dealer who was very famous in ‘dealing cards’.
“Can I help you?”
“Well...Yes I want to gamble.”
“Really?”
His attitude was scornful, his face was telling, ‘You? You, the small ugly Asian, can beat me? Haha! ’. I was very upset. I really mean it. I should not lose this game. I MUST WIN this game and scorn him saying “Haha! You, the little dealer, lost this game! Do YOU think you are the best gambler in this casino? I guess you’re not!”. This is THE GAME for me. I became very serious.
Okay! I’m ready! I put all of my money in the table to reveal my confidence. Huh! But it was not enough. The dealer was still stubborn; he was disdaining me. I’m pretty sure about that. I could not lose the matter of self-respect. Plus I have to remain to be a poker face during the game. So I decided to bring in the big guns.
I put out the ski goggles, the one that I brought for skiing after gambling. The dealer seemed to be overwhelmed. Yes, that’s it! The beginning was good. This shiny, big ski goggles would hide my eyes, distract the enemy, and finally help me to cream that stupid dealer.
The game started. Now I got all the conditions that I needed; my extraordinary brain, overwhelmed enemy, and my big, shiny goggles.
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U-oh……..It’s not good….I kept losing my money. What’s the matter? Whenever I use poker face on bad cards, still the dealer bet a lot of money and I lose. Is some chicanery happening here?
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Well…I lost all the money that I had. What’s happening in here? I was shocked!
After losing all the money, the dealer, with a triumphant air, said,
“Hey! Thanks for your SHINING goggles. That one really fits on you.”
Why did he said that? I didn’t know.
And when I put off the ski goggles and looked at the goggle, I was able to see my face clearly. It was reflective.








-This is the humor story that I wrote in Mz.Choi's class

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